Have you ever…

Got this via Nicky. As always, feel free to complete in the comments if you need to procrastinate at work.

1. smoked a cigarette – I’ve had a drag once, nearly choked to death 🙂
2. smoked a cigar – no
3. smoked anything else – no (I’m a good boy 😉
4. made out with a member of the same sex – no
5. crashed a friend’s car – no one is brave/stupid enough to let me drive their car
6. been in love – no
7. been dumped – yes
8. shoplifted – what, sweet innocent little me?
9. been fired – no
10. been in a fist fight – yes
11. snuck out of parent’s house – never really snuck out as such, but I have left giving a reason other than the real one
12. had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back – probably
13. made out with a stranger – not that I can remember
14. gone on a blind date – no
15. lied to a friend – only to keep the peace
16. had a crush on a teacher – no, but there was this teaching assistant in year six and we all thought she was hot 🙂
17. skipped school – I’ve missed a few boring lectures, never played truant though
18. slept with a co-worker – no
19. seen someone die – thankfully not
20. had/have a crush on one of your friends – yes (hasn’t everyone?)
21. been to Canada – no, although I know quite a few people from there
22. been to mexico – no, and have no intentions of going either!
23. been on a plane – yes, but only to the Isle of Man
24. thrown up in a bar – I’ve always managed to reach the toilets/outside first 🙂
25. been snowboarding – no
26. met someone from off the net – there’s been lots of people who I’ve only known on the net before meeting them in real life, but I haven’t known anyone off the net and agreed to meet up
27. been moshing at a concert – do I look like the kind of person who would “mosh”? (besides, I’ve never been to a gig)
28. been in an abusive relationship – no
29. taken painkillers – yes
30. love someone right now – other than family (obviously), no not really, although there are people I care a lot about
31. laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by – yes
32. made a snow angel – no
33. had a tea party – don’t think so
34. flown a kite – lots of times, although not recently
35. built a sand castle – pah! I go further – castle, formation of outlying forts, carefully constructed maze of waterways… 😉
36. gone puddle jumping – yes, until I learnt that if your feet get wet the rest of you gets cold very quickly
37. played dress up – probably when I was younger
38. jumped into a pile of leaves – yes
39. gone sledding – I think so, can’t remember any specific occassion though
40. cheated while playing a game – only in Munchkin but you’re allowed to if you don’t get caught (and that didn’t happen, despite Jon’s efforts to point out that I had twice as many cards as I should have 🙂
41. been lonely – not really, although living alone isn’t a 24/7 barrel of laughs
42. fallen asleep at work/school – no, although there have been times where I’ve come close in some lectures
43. used a fake ID – not fake, but I’ve used ID that proved I was under age and got away with it
44. felt an earthquake – not really, the ones in
    Manchester a couple of years didn’t seem to affect me
45. touched a snake – yes, they’re interesting creatures (and not cold to the touch like many people think)
46. been tickled – lots of times, I’m very ticklish unfortunately
47. been robbed – I’ve had people try and mug be twice, but they’ve never managed to get anything for some reason
48. robbed someone – no
49. been misunderstood – all the time!
50. pet a reindeer/goat – a goat yes, never seen a reindeer though
51. won a contest – I don’t think I have, although I’ve won a couple of awards in my time
52. been suspended from school – I’m sure there were some teachers who would have loved to get rid of me for a few days, but they never got their wish
53. had detention – only twice, and both were unfair reasons in my opinion 🙂
54. been in a car accident – no, it’s really weird because everyone else in my family has I think but it’s always been when they’ve gone out and left me at home
55. had braces – ugh, yes, don’t remind me – what a horrible experience that was
56. eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night – I’ve eaten a litre over two nights, which is about two pints (yes, I know a pint is 568ml but it’s a close enough approximation)
57. had deja vu – I’m sure this question has already been asked… 😉
58. danced in the moonlight – probably
59. hated the way you look – never really been bothered about how I look, so long as I’m reasonably well dressed
60. witnessed a crime – yes
61. pole danced – no (although I did end up with the tag “pole dancer Paul” at one of the Megs’ events)
62. questioned your heart – yes, on a fairly regular basis
63. been obsessed with post-it notes – no
64. squished barefoot through the mud – eww, definitely not
65. been lost – definitely, my oreinteering skills leave a lot to be desired
66. been to the opposite side of the country – I’ve been to Wales and Essex, do they count? (can’t really go to the “opposite” side as such really)
67. swam in the ocean – I wouldn’t touch the water around the UK without protective clothing
68. felt like dying – I’ve felt like death warmed up, but never like I wanted to die
69. cried yourself to sleep – no
70. played cops and robbers – yes
71. recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers – not unless you count “recently” as “when I was in primary school
72. sung karaoke – yes, but thankfully in places I’m unlikely to return to
73. paid for a meal with only coins – yes, if you count my lunch as a meal
74. done something you told yourself you wouldn’t – yes, on several occassions
75. made prank phone calls – no, been on the receiving end of a fair few though
76. laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose – yes
77. caught a snowflake on your tongue – no
78. kissed in the rain – probably, this is Manchester!
79. written a letter to santa claus – no, figured out too early on in life that he didn’t exist
80. been kissed under a mistletoe – don’t think so
81. watched the sun set with someone you care about – I wouldn’t say watched, but I’ve been with someone I care about when the sun’s been setting
82. blown bubbles – yes
83. crashed a party – no
84. have travelled more than five days with a car full of people – no, worst journey was a fourteen hour coach trip to Paris
85. gone rollerskating/blading – I’ve given it a try once, wasn’t really my thing though
86. had a wish come true – I imagine so
87. worn pearls – no
88. jumped off a bridge – no
89. told a complete stranger you loved them – never been that drunk
90. sang in the shower – if you can call it singing…
91. have/had a little black dress – why would I want one?!
92. had a dream that you married someone – not that I can remember, I think the thought of getting married would probably count as a nightmare, not a dream 🙂
93. glued your hand to something – quite a few times when I used to make models
94. got your toungue stuck to a pole – what on earth would I be doing with my tongue next to a pole anyway?
95. kissed a fish – err, no
96. worn the opposite sexes clothes – probably, nothing more than coats and gloves though
97. been a cheerleader – give me a N, give me an O…
98. sat on a roof top – yes
99. had sex at a church – no
100. screamed at the top of your lungs – yes
101. done a one-handed cartwheel – I’m not agile enough to do cartwheels
102. talked on the phone for more than 6 hours – no, although I’ve managed over an hour I think which is probably impressive for a bloke
103. stayed up all night – yes, last time was at the 2005 general election
104. didnt take a shower for a week – ick, what a horrible thought
105. pick and ate an apple right off the tree – no
106. climbed a tree – several times
107. had a tree house – never lived in a house with a big enough tree in the garden
108. are scared to watch scary movies alone – not really
109. believe in ghosts – no
110. have more then 30 pairs of shoes – I’m a bloke, what do you think?
111. worn a really ugly outfit to school – no
112. gone streaking – no
113. played chicken fight – erm, does whatever we played at Warped silly games count?
114. been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on – no
115. been told you’re hot by a complete stranger – I’ve been told I’m cute a few times, not sure about hot, possibly when I was wearing my suit in Sol
116. broken a bone – managed to avoid this, thank goodness
117. been easily amused – I’m always easily amused
118. caught a fish then ate it – no
119. caught a butterfly – once or twice
120. laughed so hard you cried – yes
121. cried so hard you laughed – don’t think so
122. mooned/flashed someone – no
123. had someone moon/flash you – probably at some point
124. cheated on a test – never
125. forgotten someone’s name – a few times, altthough I’m usually fairly good with names
126. slept naked – not as far as I’m aware
127. French braided someones hair – what is French braiding? I’ve probably plaited hair at some point
128. gone skinny dipping in a pool – no
129. been kicked out of your house – no